Leela is a kick ass lady,
Unimpulsive, clever and young,
She's always been chased by her co-worker Fry,
The pizza delivering bum.
Fry is a delivery boy,
Impulsive, stupid and young,
So the chances of him and Leela together,
Are a million to one.
So why does Fry keep trying?
Why doesn't he give up?
'Cos without that seven leaf clover,
He just doesn't have any luck.
Leela just keeps pushing him away,
Yet he's better than any other guy,
Zapp, Alkazar, Chaz and Sal,
They're much, much worse than Fry!
I suppose what puts Leela off,
Is that Fry has had all the woman in the sack,
Umbriel, Morgan, and Amy too,
Yep, even his Gran we
Some Futurama Limericks by FuturamaLove, literature
Literature
Some Futurama Limericks
There once was a man named Fry
Who over Leela would cry
It's not that he wouldn't
Twas that she couldn't
See eye to eye to eye
Poor Amy was left with a gripe
She'd bought into the Farnsworth hype
Thought she'd be like a daughter
But blood's thicker than water
And in this sense it seems she's his type
There once was a robot named Bender
Whose ancestor was an old Buick fender
He thought it'd be swell
To planet express to Robot hell
But he got bounced, "return to sender"
The ships Doctor's not the real McCoy,
Nor a hologram or even a decoy
It's more like a lobster
Crossed with a mobster
(hey, trying to rhyme Zoidberg's no joy)
As time passed by
since you been missing
I start to realize
how much I loved you
Never had the time
to say those words
just always seem
to pick fights with you
But now I see
how important our
relationships as brothers were
I'm missing you each
and every day
I've passed down your legacy
to my son Philip J. Fry
the second
to honor you dear brother
I gave him your prized possession
The seven-leafed clover
that left you with tremendous luck
shall help him succeed
and have a life you
dreamt of for so long
The memories we shared
and the ones we should've shared
will stay alive with our family forever
When ever I look
up i
I met a girl from Mars
The Gillion Dollar kind
She was cute and really something
A really awesome find
But when I called her number
Her mother had to say
That "you sound nice, boy, would you like to father
Some children, right away?"
So make sure that she's normal enough
And mind what I've said
She may look like she's human enough
But watch out in her bed
For tentacles, or claws
Or a giant insect head!
I met a New New Yorker
She talked like Katey Sagal
Her hair was long and purple
And her smile lit up all
She was awfully nice, from her neck to her toes
But when she turned round I could not believe
The size of her nose!
So
I will remember the day you told me that you did not love me for who I was
The scene is burned into my mind and I cannot drive it away
Sometimes when I look to you I will have hope,
But my eyes cannot reach you fully
You think I am staring you in the chest for another reason
When the truth is
When I see a streak of darkness every day that follows
I can not look at your accusing face any more
When you returned my hope and life to me
And pushed me away from you.
I would give most anything for the ability to express
That I have feelings for you beyond making love
I have never been very good with piecing words,
I shy away and massag
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And a poem to end this volume.
Future People Have Feelings
I live in NNYC
Where nothings as it's expected
Beneath the city one day
I'm there to visit Leela
She's always passing and
My heart bends like a girder
Nothing but mind games
Her eye seems shinier than I thought
Future people have feelings
Well these people have feelings
Future people have feelings too
Future people have feelings
All these people hav
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OPENING SEQUENCE
CAPTION: Coming now to a TV in front of you.
TV SCREEN: Scene from South Park
ACT 1
TEXT: February 12th, 3003
FADE IN:
INT PLANET EXPRESS BUILDING-- PE CONFERENCE ROOM-- AFTERNOON
Here we find the PE crew, lounging around the table, doing whatever. FRY is leaning back in his chair, observing his co-workers. LEELA and HERMES are sitting across from him, currently obsessed with a stack of papers in front of them. BENDER is in two places at once. His body is propped up in his own chair, with his chest cavity door wide open. Inside the cavity is a small TV set. Bender's head is on the table, watchi